Funniest Jokes Ever 2012 Part 1

DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL:
1st msg: lets break up now, its all over...
2nd msg: sorry ,sorry !! that was not for u..




A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Funny Sharma was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: YES

  
Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.
Blonde Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.

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