Santa Banta Funny Joke

Santa ek Jyotish ke paas Kundli dikhane gaya !!!
Jyotish := Tera naam Santa hai !
Santa := Ji Maharaaj !
Jyotish := Tujhe 2 Ladki aur 1Ladka hai !
Santa := Ji Maharaaj !
Jyotish := Tumne abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hain !
Santa := Haan Ji..Oyye..Tussi to antaryami ho !
Jyotish := agli baar aana, to Kundli laanaa, Ration Card nahi !:)

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